I Don't Have Much Time, So I'll Make This Quick

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I've not been feeling like myself, lately, and have been a tad depressed. Now, I'm not looking for pity, I have a saying:

"If your looking for sympathy, you'll find it in the dictionary halfway between shit and syphilis"

Anyway, I read somewhere that talking to your friends about your problems can be helpful, and would help you lose your inhibitions. So I gave it a go. I talked to my friends for two hours about my problems. 
I'm glad to say that I lost my inhibitions. 
I also lost my friends. 
Now, I talk to auto drivers about my problems. 
Two distinct advantages here-
1) It stops him talking about his problems
2) It's amazing how much bloody quicker you reach your destination. 

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